[00:00.08]Ballad of Forty Dollars In the Style of Tom T Hall) Vocal Version) - Singer's Edge Karaoke [00:06.44]The man who preached the funeral [00:08.12]Said it really was a simple way to die [00:15.01]He laid down to rest one afternoon [00:17.36]And never opened up his eyes [00:23.38]They hired me and fred and joe [00:25.30]To dig the grave and carry up some chairs [00:31.46]It took us seven hours [00:33.26]And i guess we must've drunk a case of beer [00:39.84]I guess i ought to go and watch them put him down [00:42.94]But i don't own a suit [00:48.12]And anyway when they start talkin about [00:50.66]The fire in hell well i get spooked [00:56.52]So i'll just sit here in my truck [00:58.55]And act like i don't know him when they pass [01:05.17]Anyway when they're all through [01:06.78]I've got to go to work and mow the grass [01:13.24]Well here they come and who's that [01:14.98]Ridin in that big ol shiny limousine [01:21.48]Look at all that chrome i do believe [01:23.95]That that's the sharpest thing i've seen [01:29.87]That must belong to his great uncle [01:32.08]Someone said he owned a big ol farm [01:38.18]When they get parked i'll mosey down [01:40.31]And look it over that won't do no harm [01:46.74]Well that must be the widow in the car [01:49.18]And would you take a look at that [01:55.17]That sure is a pretty dress [01:56.93]You know some women do look good in black [02:03.29]Well he's not even in the ground [02:05.37]And they say that his truck is up for sale [02:11.58]They say she took it pretty hard [02:13.74]But you can't tell too much behind the veil [02:20.02]Well listen ain't that pretty [02:21.70]When the bugler plays the military taps [02:28.31]I think that when you's in the war [02:30.31]They always hide n play a song like that [02:36.72]Well here i am and there they go [02:38.69]And i guess you'd just call it my bad luck [02:44.99]I hope he rests in peace the trouble is [02:47.51]The fellow owes me forty bucks